Recent Stories
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Are All AU Men Gay or Ugly?
This statement has always seemed a little hyperbolic to me. Surely there’s no way every guy on AU campus is ugly or gay?
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National Guard Now Only Cracking Down on Non-Essential Crime
National Guard troops stationed in the nations capital have expressed frustration that, due to the recent government shutdown, they are now only able to clamp down on and arrest non-essential criminals.
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Really? I Have to Defend Jimmy Kimmel Now?
Oh, come on!

