Recent Stories
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DC Rats Issue Recall Warning for All Human Food
WASHINGTON DC – Earlier today, the director of the DC rat food safety agency announced a Class I recall for all human food products and scraps. This is the highest-level risk warning the agency issues, reserved for when consumption of a food by rats has a reasonable probability of serious health problems or death. The…
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American University For Dummies Pt. 3
Congrats! You made it to American University, the place full of changemakers, as AU admin so graciously puts it. The people drawn to AU are a pretty odd bunch, believe it or not. Everyone thinks they are gonna change the world, and trust us when we say nobody’s ego is in check. So students, please…
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Dark Enough to See the Stars: Democratic Socialism is Here to Stay
Last June, I wrote about Zohran Mamdani’s win in the New York City mayoral primary and how it felt like a pulse of life for the Democratic party. I didn’t realize how this pulse could be an indication of blood flowing back into the body of a party that has long been dead to the…
