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“Tala-Freak Off” To Be Hosted In Bender Arena
BENDER ARENA – As AU scrambles to reclaim its top liberal college spot in the wake of the “blue tsunami,” Bender Arena has been booked for a once in a lifetime celebration of James Talarico’s Texas win. One star guest has already been announced by Talarico personally early this weekend; a fellow Southern senator. “My…
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Northwest DC Residents Flood Chili’s In Celebration Of Blue Texas
THE DMV AREA – The mood was totally electric at the Chili’s in Alexandria, VA, last night as Northwest DC residents gathered to celebrate the long-awaited blue flip of Texas. The usually dead restaurant was now packed with jubilant Bethesdans eager to show their solidarity with the Talarico senate seat by ordering from the “3…
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Devastated Schumer Admits That “We Might Have To Pass Laws”
WASHINGTON, DC – As the final results of the midterm elections come in, it has become clear that the Democratic Party has secured a sizable majority in both chambers of Congress. With Democrats set to be in control of the legislative body, many are left wondering: What does Democratic leadership plan to do with this…
