Recent Stories
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AJSF Outlines Its Divestment Demands and Criticism of AU Trustee Alan Meltzer
Alan Meltzer, an American University Trustee member and alumnus, recently donated $10 million dollars to fund and open the new Meltzer Athletic Center on campus. In response, American University’s Anti-Zionist Jewish Student Front (AJSF) issued a multi-part Instagram post sharing a long list of Meltzer’s political history outlining all the ways in which he has…
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AU To Host Recruiters From Department of Homeland Security
Worried about being unable to find gainful employment after graduating due to AI soaking up all the jobs? No worries! American University is here to help you with the career opportunities AI could never replicate. Morally reprehensible career opportunities, of course, but hey, what can you do? Buried in a widely accessible and highly publicized…
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College Republicans Baffled That People They Just Insulted Don’t Want To Spend Time Debating Them
AMERICAN UNIVERSITY – After multiple political organizations refused their invitation for a debate, the American University College Republicans (AUCRs) publicly expressed disappointment that the AU College Democrats, Bipartisan Club, and Young Democratic Socialists of America, who they referred to as “stupid dum dum doofuses, were unwilling to join them in a civilized dialogue. “It greatly…
