Recent Stories
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TPUSA GW Condemned for Posting Old Washington Commander’s Flag
George Washington University’s chapter of Turning Point USA has been widely criticized for a now deleted Instagram comment featuring a photo of white soldiers holding the flag of the Washington Commander’s old logo, prior to their modern rebranding to drop the previous, derogatory name. Critics accused the flag of not only celebrating a racist and…
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DC Rats Issue Recall Warning for All Human Food
WASHINGTON DC – Earlier today, the director of the DC rat food safety agency announced a Class I recall for all human food products and scraps. This is the highest-level risk warning the agency issues, reserved for when consumption of a food by rats has a reasonable probability of serious health problems or death. The…
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American University For Dummies Pt. 3
Congrats! You made it to American University, the place full of changemakers, as AU admin so graciously puts it. The people drawn to AU are a pretty odd bunch, believe it or not. Everyone thinks they are gonna change the world, and trust us when we say nobody’s ego is in check. So students, please…
