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  • The Halloween Mansion Punk Show

    The Halloween Mansion Punk Show

    Have you ever entered a party so strange that you begin to question how you arrived? It’s as though you’ve stepped into a zone where time moves differently, where the things around you can only exist in that foggy moment you’ve entered. And once you leave you find yourself questioning whether the house or the…

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  • The Halloween Spirit: Man Spends Years In Ogre Costume

    The Halloween Spirit: Man Spends Years In Ogre Costume

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – For some people, Halloween is more than just a yearly holiday – it’s a year-round lifestyle. One local man, identified to reporters only as“Senator John Fetterman,” has certainly embodied this Halloween spirit with his years-long refusal to remove his ogre costume.According to those who know him, Fetterman wears the costume at all…

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  • AJSF Outlines Its Divestment Demands and Criticism of AU Trustee Alan Meltzer

    AJSF Outlines Its Divestment Demands and Criticism of AU Trustee Alan Meltzer

    Alan Meltzer, an American University Trustee member and alumnus, recently donated $10 million dollars to fund and open the new Meltzer Athletic Center on campus. In response, American University’s Anti-Zionist Jewish Student Front (AJSF) issued a multi-part Instagram post sharing a long list of Meltzer’s political history outlining all the ways in which he has…

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