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  • Monsters Haunt White House For Halloween (And Rest Of Year)

    Monsters Haunt White House For Halloween (And Rest Of Year)

    THE WHITE HOUSE – As Halloween arrives today, the White House announced that Melania Trump will be leading the White House Halloween decorations this year. In a shift from the usual, the First Lady announced that, “We will be going so all out that you’ll question reality itself.” In an exclusive preview with the Rival…

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  • The Halloween Mansion Punk Show

    The Halloween Mansion Punk Show

    Have you ever entered a party so strange that you begin to question how you arrived? It’s as though you’ve stepped into a zone where time moves differently, where the things around you can only exist in that foggy moment you’ve entered. And once you leave you find yourself questioning whether the house or the…

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  • The Halloween Spirit: Man Spends Years In Ogre Costume

    The Halloween Spirit: Man Spends Years In Ogre Costume

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – For some people, Halloween is more than just a yearly holiday – it’s a year-round lifestyle. One local man, identified to reporters only as“Senator John Fetterman,” has certainly embodied this Halloween spirit with his years-long refusal to remove his ogre costume.According to those who know him, Fetterman wears the costume at all…

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