Recent Stories
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Going the Distance
Joey Malaczewski pours his heart writing about the highs and lows of long-distance love. This story will make you say “Awwwwwwwwwwwww” all the way through. Maybe even weep…
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Sex Lives of College Majors
Greta Redleaf makes a list of kinks, sex positions, and everything in between that different majors probably have. Folks that note factual inaccuracies are encouraged to let The Rival American know in-person, immediately, maybe by candlelight. We’re visual learners.
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Alger Administration Labels Quad Couples as a Terror Threat
BREAKING NEWS from a reporter of The Rival’s Division of Campus Sex Affairs. The Quad Couple, a quintessential part of the American University experience, may soon be no more…
