Recent Stories
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Stop Mackin’ in the Freshens Line
Last night, I was patiently waiting for my Freshens grilled cheese when I was visually violated by a couple getting hot and heavy next to the fresh produce…
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This is: F*ck Romance
Here’s some songs for all the other chronically singles, whether you’re struggling to find romance, don’t want romance, or are on a good day indifferent to the proposition all together. Valentines Day is just a capitalist scam anyways.
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Wonks Overrun East Campus
Due to the American University Model UN conference last weekend, East Campus was deemed uninhabitable…
