Category: Satire & Silliness

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  September 10, 2026

  DC Rats Issue Recall Warning for All Human Food

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  February 28, 2026

  10 Things to Watch During Sex: AU Edition

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  January 7, 2026

  AUCRS Disappointed They Did Not Get the Jan 6th Reunion Invite

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  December 23, 2025

  Recent Graduate has “Concepts of a Plan”

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  December 6, 2025

  The Rival’s Guide to Surviving Finals

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  December 4, 2025

  ICE Agents Get As Close As They Can To A School Without Tripping Ankle Monitors

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  December 3, 2025

  Hillary Clinton Now Less Confused as to Why ‘Pushing it Down and Praying’ is on Bill’s Spotify Wrapped

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  November 29, 2025

  JUST IN: Trump pardons turkey for its participation in January 6th

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  November 28, 2025

  The Rival’s Guide to Thanksgiving for AU Students

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  November 27, 2025

  SHOCKING: Your Professor Does Not Give a **** About Your Thanksgiving Break