UNITED NATIONS – An emergency session of the United Nations was called on Friday after Taylor Swift was found to have dropped four songs on a primarily civilian area. While casualty numbers are still coming in, preliminary reports suggest that the release eradicated the city of Cleveland, Ohio, as well as all of its residents, from existence.

The United Nations General Assembly unanimously voted to condemn the release of the songs, citing its prohibition under the Fourth Geneva Convention of 1949 and calling it a “level of sadism unparalleled in world history.” Many delegates representing countries accused of war crimes were seen in tears after witnessing footage of the carnage.

United Nations Secretary General Antonio Gutierres was seen rocking back and forth in fetal position in a corner, repeatedly mumbling to himself that “she made Blank Space” and “it’s gotta be Travis’ influence.”

In spite of the threat of international retaliation, Swift remains at #1 on the charts.