Recent Stories
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The 1975 Dropped an Album and Everyone’s Acting Like It’s 2016 Again
Marissa Sasso’s brain was rotted and destroyed from the inside out by exposing myself to the 1975’s music video for their song “Robbers” when I was 13. Apparently, she was not alone in this experience, since so many people on Twitter keep talking about their latest album…
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BREAKING: AU Student Govt Endorses The Rival as #2 Best Campus News Source
We are pleased to report that AUSG has officially endorsed The Rival, an organization that has run articles telling AUSG to “just have an orgy like normal people,” as a legitimate news source.
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Why Marrying a Military Man is Good for You
Greta Redleaf writes: One of my fatal flaws in life is being attracted to men. More specifically, military men. I just can’t resist a man in uniform. My friends mock me for this, but honestly? It’s a gift
