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  • Sex in the 21st Century on College Battlegrounds

    Sex in the 21st Century on College Battlegrounds

    I realize this could be a controversial topic, because we each view sex, and thus value it, differently, and perhaps I happen to ascribe more emotional weight to it, or even feel it stronger, than others do. However, any other reasoning is honestly beyond my understanding and own experience. 

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  • Stop Mackin’ in the Freshens Line

    Stop Mackin’ in the Freshens Line

    Last night, I was patiently waiting for my Freshens grilled cheese when I was visually violated by a couple getting hot and heavy next to the fresh produce…

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  • This is: F*ck Romance

    This is: F*ck Romance

    Here’s some songs for all the other chronically singles, whether you’re struggling to find romance, don’t want romance, or are on a good day indifferent to the proposition all together. Valentines Day is just a capitalist scam anyways. 

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