Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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American (University) Psycho
This work is parody of Bret Easton Ellis’s American Psycho (1991) and not associated with or endorsed by the original creator of the subject matter.
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The Scariest Scare of All… Spotify Wrapped.
If you don’t know what Spotify Wrapped is, i.e. if you have Apple Music, stop reading. You’re already so far behind, and frankly, we don’t have any time to waste!
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On Your Left: Addressing College Campuses Most Controversial Form Of Transportation.
No, that ringing in your ears wasn’t part of the song in your headphones, unfortunately it wasn’t even a bicycle. No, it’s something far more nefarious. Two wheels. One handle. You better get out of the way, because odds are, we aren’t moving.
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The Best Places to Make Out With Your New Floorcest Relationship
So, you’ve done it. You’ve crossed to the next step of your relationship with your next door neighbor and now you want the whole world to know. We’ve all been there. But what’s the best way to shout it from the rooftops without actually doing so?
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AU Students Advocating for “World Peace” Can’t Stop Fighting in Their Own Friend Groups
Matt Romano has some beef to sizzle….





