Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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Halloween’s Strongest Soldiers Share Their Lessons Learned from Partying
The Rival Staff has collected the 14 Commandments of Halloweekend, so you can learn from our mistakes and make next year the best Halloweekend ever!
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1989 (Taylor’s Version) Has Reminded Me Of The Haylor Vehicular Manslaughter Theory
I wish I can make a cool excerpt here but I literally have no idea what the fuck Marissa Sasso is talking about here
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The Dos And Don’ts of Telling Your Granola Parents You’re Bi
Joey Malaczewski gives an honest reflection of the dos and don’ts of showing your true self….
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Five Things to do While Sexiled
Marissa gives us tips on how to pass the time when your roommate is getting their dirty laundry done based on from her own experiences in the freshman dorms
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Getting Housing On Campus? Challenge Accepted!
So. You’re one of many who does not have a place to live on campus. Well guess what? That is entirely your fault and not American University’s…