Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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Sex Lives of College Majors
Greta Redleaf makes a list of kinks, sex positions, and everything in between that different majors probably have. Folks that note factual inaccuracies are encouraged to let The Rival American know in-person, immediately, maybe by candlelight. We’re visual learners.
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Alger Administration Labels Quad Couples as a Terror Threat
BREAKING NEWS from a reporter of The Rival’s Division of Campus Sex Affairs. The Quad Couple, a quintessential part of the American University experience, may soon be no more…
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The Best and Worst Places to Have Sex at AU
The Rival American has been thinking about sex. Perhaps too much. For our annual sex week, Megan McNamara decided to bring our audience a list of what we think are the best, worst (and most controversial) places to have sex at AU.
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American University for Dummies
If you made it here, you already know, or at least assume, that American University is a curious place. Luckily, Matt Romano is here to help.
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