Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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The Rival’s Tips for The Rapture
Here’s our Top 5 must know tips for when you rise up to heaven–or when you’re left behind on Earth
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A Brief Account On The Madness Of New Student Orientation ‘25
Patrick Wick in his Debut Article highlights the chaotic events that surrounded New Student Orientation…
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Eric Trump Now Very Grateful to Have Never Received Birthday Card
Read what Eric Trump had to say about new developments on Trump’s “interesting” Birthday Card gifts.
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American University For Dummies pt. 2
Welcome to the American University, or welcome back! A new year brings new faces, new experiences, and all the usual campus shenanigans back into the spotlight. On behalf of AU, allow us to extend a formal apology. You’ll understand soon enough.
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How Eagles Feel About Coming Back To AU…
We asked Eagles about their summers and how they feel about coming back to AU….