Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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Are All AU Men Gay or Ugly?
This statement has always seemed a little hyperbolic to me. Surely there’s no way every guy on AU campus is ugly or gay?
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National Guard Now Only Cracking Down on Non-Essential Crime
National Guard troops stationed in the nations capital have expressed frustration that, due to the recent government shutdown, they are now only able to clamp down on and arrest non-essential criminals.
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The Rival’s Tips for The Rapture
Here’s our Top 5 must know tips for when you rise up to heaven–or when you’re left behind on Earth
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A Brief Account On The Madness Of New Student Orientation ‘25
Patrick Wick in his Debut Article highlights the chaotic events that surrounded New Student Orientation…
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Eric Trump Now Very Grateful to Have Never Received Birthday Card
Read what Eric Trump had to say about new developments on Trump’s “interesting” Birthday Card gifts.