Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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The Bagel & Biryani Bloc
The rumors are true: Judaism and Islam have joined forces, and they’ve chosen New York City as their conquest…
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AU College Republicans Really Hoping No One They Know Saw That Politico Article
Read serious reporting on AUCR’s recent antics and chaotic meltdown
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Are All AU Men Gay or Ugly?
This statement has always seemed a little hyperbolic to me. Surely there’s no way every guy on AU campus is ugly or gay?
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National Guard Now Only Cracking Down on Non-Essential Crime
National Guard troops stationed in the nations capital have expressed frustration that, due to the recent government shutdown, they are now only able to clamp down on and arrest non-essential criminals.
