Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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The Rival’s Guide to Surviving Finals
It’s the most beautiful time of the year!
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Hillary Clinton Now Less Confused as to Why ‘Pushing it Down and Praying’ is on Bill’s Spotify Wrapped
Did not have sexual relations, he swears!
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The Rival’s Guide to Thanksgiving for AU Students
After weeks of talking to AU students who are uneasy about what’s in store for them this Thanksgiving, Colin put together a short list of all the best tips and tricks I’ve been told to help the last Thursday of November go down just a little bit easier.





