Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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TPUSA GW Condemned for Posting Old Washington Commander’s Flag
George Washington University’s chapter of Turning Point USA has been widely criticized for a now deleted Instagram comment featuring a photo of white soldiers holding the flag of the Washington Commander’s old logo, prior to their modern rebranding to drop the previous, derogatory name. Critics accused the flag of not only celebrating a racist and…
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1 Year Later: Celebrating the Australian Koala Chlamydia Vaccine’s First Anniversary
One year ago today, a nation, perhaps even the world, was forever altered. 10 years of work culminated in one earth shattering moment. Now, it is time to reflect on this fateful day, one year after Australia approved the first chlamydia vaccine for koalas. This watershed moment in global news marked a fight back against…
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DC Rats Issue Recall Warning for All Human Food
WASHINGTON DC – Earlier today, the director of the DC rat food safety agency announced a Class I recall for all human food products and scraps. This is the highest-level risk warning the agency issues, reserved for when consumption of a food by rats has a reasonable probability of serious health problems or death. The…
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10 Things to Watch During Sex: AU Edition
If you’re reading this article, odds are your attention span is completely fried. Don’t take it as an individual failing; the modern world, full of screens and devices competing to grab your attention, has left our generation with the concentration capabilities of an excitable toddler. We’re suffering for our dependence on technology in all aspects…
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