AU College Republicans Swear That The White Robes We Found In Their Closet Were For Their Ghost Costumes For Halloween

SOME RANDOM ROOM IN KOGOD – “Yeah, no, that’s what I thought too, but they swore up and down that’s what it was. I mean, I’ve never seen people do ghosts as a group costume before, and I don’t think they usually have a leader who’s red instead of white. Their heads aren’t usually that pointy, either. They’re usually just more rounded. And I don’t really get why the mannequins they were on all have their right arms up at a 45-degree angle, it seems like a really counterintuitive pose. But what’re we gonna do, accuse them of lying to the Rival to cover their asses when we found embarrassing stuff about them? I gotta say, I’d like to have a word with their costume designer, because these are some really egregious ghost costumes. People could see these and get the wrong idea!” – An anonymous comment left on the Rival’s tip line