AUCRS Disappointed They Did Not Get the Jan 6th Reunion Invite

(KOGOD SUBTERRACE) – Several members of the American University College Republicans have expressed annoyance and disappointment that none of their members were given a Partiful invite to the five year reunion party of the January 6th “Capitol Tour.”

“I feel like I’ve done everything that Stephen Miller has asked of me to do,” said Dick Puentes. “When I got a bad grade in my AU Encounters class from my TA, I called ICE to make her stop. I’ve done so much for this administration and this is the thanks I get?”

When asked for comment, administration spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt stated that, as the club is composed of individuals over the age of 18, Trump and his friends had no interest in their company.

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