WASHINGTON, DC – A recent AU graduate has, when pressed by their parents, offered assurances that they have ‘concepts of a plan’ for what to do next with their lives. The graduate, a triple major in computer science, philosophy, and ethics, has allegedly been struggling with career prospects since matriculation, which they have emphasized is simply a result of overall economic conditions.
“I’m not employed right now,” the graduate immediately followed up, as if that would somehow make their statement sound better to their parents, who had already seen the writing on the wall and hidden all of their child’s podcasting equipment.
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