Recent Stories
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Truth is Spookier than Fiction: Elon Musk Buys Twitter
Elon Musk finally closed his $44 billion deal to buy Twitter this past weekend, with a stated goal of loosening speech restrictions on the platform. We took to the quad to get the opinion of AU wonks.
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7 Ways to Scare Your Peers (Without a Costume)
Have you ever wished you could give someone the fright of their life on Halloween night, but your wardrobe is just not up to par? Never fear! I have taken the liberty of listing 7 terrifying conversion starters you can use to ensure no one will talk to you for the rest of the night.
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The 1975 Dropped an Album and Everyone’s Acting Like It’s 2016 Again
Marissa Sasso’s brain was rotted and destroyed from the inside out by exposing myself to the 1975’s music video for their song “Robbers” when I was 13. Apparently, she was not alone in this experience, since so many people on Twitter keep talking about their latest album…

