Recent Stories
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The AUSG Platform to End All AUSG Platforms
So it’s really come to this. The AUSG election was decertified because a bunch of 18-22 year olds decided they wanted this year’s AUSG elections to have more drama than the 2020 presidential election. You’re literally running the equivalent of a government in Sims 4, go touch grass. I’m frankly seeing nothing productive with the
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Happy Women’s History Month to Everyone Except Amy Schumer
It is time for the world to face Shannon’s wrath. Amy Schumer is the capital-W Worst.
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A Reminder on Classroom Etiquette
With the class of 2026 starting to commit to AU, as well as in-person classes returning a quarter of the way through this semester, we at The Rival American would like to remind students about proper classroom etiquette.
