Go Freaky. Go Stupid. Welcome to The Rival’s Scariest Week of them all, filled with so many tips, nightmares, and quirky stories of the Halloweekends that have shaped us. (Yes, even including that story of the time your friend party fouled in the Uber and did not contribute to the clean-up fee… we are still mad at it to this day)
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The Third Amendment Saga: A Freak Week Fanfiction
A fan-haunted, fan-funded, semi-constitutional story for transformative governance, featuring Freak Week scandals, National Guard slow burns, and bipartisan hauntings of democracy itself.
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I am Forced to Answer the Riddle of the Sphinx to Figure Out what my Friends want to do for Halloween
When I was younger, Halloween used to be easy. There was only one thing we wanted and could do: get candy. But the peer pressure in having a fun-maxxing wild college Halloweekend adds several more tasks that require a perfect synchronicity of endurance and taste between you and your adventuring party…
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AU Smoke Spot Closed Due to Government Shutdown
Describing the fall of France in World War 2, French Air Force veteran Antoine de Saint-Exupéry wrote, “We felt we were living through the death agony of France. We were witnessing the end of the world.” One cannot help but be reminded of these somber words observing the scene of American University’s designated smoke spot…
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The Scariest Scare of All… Spotify Wrapped.
If you don’t know what Spotify Wrapped is, i.e. if you have Apple Music, stop reading. You’re already so far behind, and frankly, we don’t have any time to waste!





