GW Admissions Officers Found in Communication with THOUSANDS of 17-Yea-Old High Schoolers Every Fall

FOGGY BOTTOM – A bombshell release from the House Oversight Committee reveals that members of the admissions office at George Washington University have routinely been in contact with THOUSANDS of high school kids every year. Documents show that GW admissions uses email to communicate with not a few, but tens of thousands of teens across the US. It seems that every fall, GW admissions officers would select their preferred 17 year olds from a pool of thousands of high schoolers, offering to have them move in and live at GW.

The appalling emails seem to reveal admissions officers discussing their preferences of 17 year olds, with a high value placed on high school students with rich parents and lots of extracurriculars. In one of the emails released, a GW employee jokes about the choosing process, saying, “hey it’s still GW, we’re not that picky.”

Furthermore, follow up investigations reveal the abhorrent living conditions these preyed upon students would experience in Foggy Bottom, were they to accept the university’s creepy offer to move in with it.