(LAC QUAD) – God sent the second Great Flood to Anderson’s fourth floor eariler this week, deeming the residents “too sinful” and seeking to “cleanse the floor of floorcest.” Roommates left in pairs of two.
One sexiled roommate was left behind in favor of his roommate’s situationship who, according to the Holy Book, is bound to ghost him in favor of a guy she met at Pike.
Holy records show that residents were too high to figure out how to build an arc.
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