Where it all began. Silly. Satirical. Sometimes surprisingly good. We’ve psychoanalyzed the sex lives of AU students, exposed the spiritual toll of living on campus, and even written cute little fanfics about the Metrobus and Wonkbus?! This is where we throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks (or at least makes you laugh).
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The Best Places to Make Out With Your New Floorcest Relationship
So, you’ve done it. You’ve crossed to the next step of your relationship with your next door neighbor and now you want the whole world to know. We’ve all been there. But what’s the best way to shout it from the rooftops without actually doing so?
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AU Students Advocating for “World Peace” Can’t Stop Fighting in Their Own Friend Groups
Matt Romano has some beef to sizzle….
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Halloween’s Strongest Soldiers Share Their Lessons Learned from Partying
The Rival Staff has collected the 14 Commandments of Halloweekend, so you can learn from our mistakes and make next year the best Halloweekend ever!
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1989 (Taylor’s Version) Has Reminded Me Of The Haylor Vehicular Manslaughter Theory
I wish I can make a cool excerpt here but I literally have no idea what the fuck Marissa Sasso is talking about here
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The Dos And Don’ts of Telling Your Granola Parents You’re Bi
Joey Malaczewski gives an honest reflection of the dos and don’ts of showing your true self….