Category: Onion Style

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  January 7, 2026

  AUCRS Disappointed They Did Not Get the Jan 6th Reunion Invite

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  December 23, 2025

  Recent Graduate has “Concepts of a Plan”

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  December 4, 2025

  ICE Agents Get As Close As They Can To A School Without Tripping Ankle Monitors

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  December 3, 2025

  Hillary Clinton Now Less Confused as to Why ‘Pushing it Down and Praying’ is on Bill’s Spotify Wrapped

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  November 29, 2025

  JUST IN: Trump pardons turkey for its participation in January 6th

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  November 27, 2025

  SHOCKING: Your Professor Does Not Give a **** About Your Thanksgiving Break

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  November 20, 2025

  Anderson Deemed ‘Too Sinful’ God Sends the Second Flood

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  November 18, 2025

  GW Admissions Officers Found in Communication with THOUSANDS of 17-Yea-Old High Schoolers Every Fall

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  November 16, 2025

  Clawed Sues GW Foghorn for Defamation Over Claims of Epstein Ties

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  November 14, 2025

  Naked Wonk Bus Arrested For Indecent Exposure